Alexa Playtime (Jewish) Quote

Alexa: "Mommy, want to have Hanukkah with me? I'm just pretending. But do you want to play Hanukkah?"

Me: "Sure."

Alexa: "Come to my seder." She pulls out her Passover seder wine glass and saucer. "Have some matzah brei." She touches the saucer. "Do you want parsley? Do you like parsley?"

Me: "Um, okay. yes."

Alexa: "No Mommy, pretend you don't like parsley."

Me: "Oh, then no, I don't want any. I don't like it."

Alexa: "Okay, then you can have this matzah brei instead. And here is your glass of wine. We are going to pass the cup around."

Me: "Is there some for Elijah?"

Alexa: "Elijah isn't coming here. We live too far away for Elijah to come over."